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12/21/2003, 2:50 p.m.

fatpianoboy
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My friend and I were talking about how Abhs are born the other day, and he just blurted out: "Hey baby, you wanna go mix some genes in a tube?" lol. It got my weird side thinking about how an Abh would use pickup lines. Anyone have anything else?

We haven't had any weird and pointless threads for a while. Let's keep it going ^__^
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12/21/2003, 11:27 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 12/21/2003 at 2:50 p.m.   Reply
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You, me and a DNA synthesizer. How 'bout it?
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12/22/2003, 3:55 a.m.

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Re: bigniceguy16's message on 12/21/2003 at 11:27 p.m.   Reply
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man if you use any of these pck up lines on a girl I swear, i will find you and beat you like a bad habit. (Includes everyone)

with that said: "Ill show you mine if you show me yours"
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12/22/2003, 11:50 a.m.

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LOL these are pretty good. I hope no one plans on actually using these. I really don't think they'd work too well. Come on, let's keep it going.

"So, your lab or mine?"

"Come on, babe, this DNA's got some serious G-A-M-E."
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12/22/2003, 9:36 p.m.

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the abh dont really do the whole "hide behind the bush, then flurt" deal

they pretty much go right out and say their feelings.....well maybe they flirt a little,

btw, they DO do u know what but no that often

and its probably NOT what ur thinkin, srry to burst ur bubble there, LOL
 
12/26/2003, 11:25 p.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 12/22/2003 at 9:36 p.m.   Reply
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As true as that is, this is still fun. Come on, who's with me?!

Amended by fatpianoboy on 12/27/2003 at 9:33 p.m.
About Abh expressing their feelings, I think Lamhirh could be hiding behind the bush then flirting, as you say. I'm not sure if Ghintec is blind or he just pretends not to notice.
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12/27/2003, 12:24 a.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 12/26/2003 at 11:25 p.m.   Reply
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from cots lafeal said the best line was "I want your genes."
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12/27/2003, 10:09 p.m.

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thats not to get a date u doof :D~

thats expressing u love a person and wanna have a kid



and im sure ghintec and lamhirh have some feelings for eachother but are afraid to come out

after all, she is a contestant for the throne and he is a noble so in that society its kinda hard

not quite like good ol' US of A *laughs*
 
12/28/2003, 12:10 a.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 12/27/2003 at 10:09 p.m.   Reply
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Lol. Come on, ACID, I know you have one or two. You're holding back. Come on, post 'em. I know it's not realistic but that's half the fun, eh? Don't be shy! ^_^
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12/28/2003, 9:13 p.m.

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hehe

*i suck at this stuff :0*

ok, heres a dumb one but why not?

"i really like ur DNA, can we go out?"

LOL!
 
12/29/2003, 5:24 p.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 12/28/2003 at 9:13 p.m.   Reply
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Lol there ya go! I knew you had something. Pretty good.

(Ghintec to Lamhirh) "I always wanted a kid with pointy ears."
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12/30/2003, 1:08 a.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 12/29/2003 at 5:24 p.m.   Reply
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How about we go have dinner, maybe a movie, then we can go back to my lab if ya know what i mean.

Hey baby, let's knock test-tubes.

I just got this new car, it has a huge back seat.. big enough for my lab equipment.. What do ya say?

My mom's out of town, and she has this really cool lab.. you wanna come over?

We'll light some candles, play some Barry White, have some dinner, mix some genes..

Wait.. you need protection!! Here's a hairnet..

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don't forget the day after chatter amongst friends!
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Dude, you know that girl? Dude, I got her into my lab! No joke!

Dude, me and her.. We we're mixing the dirrrty all night long!

Well.. We had dinner, went to a movie.. One thing led to another and we ended up in her lab.. You know the rest.

Dude, you know that girl.. Well.. You think she'd be good in the lab.. She wasn't good.. she was GREAT in the lab!

Dude, she slapped my beaker, I played with her testtube, it was great!

Okay, continue on.. i like this thread..
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12/30/2003, 7:54 p.m.

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Re: AnimeSoup's message on 12/30/2003 at 1:08 a.m.   Reply
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LOL!!! OMG, that was sooo funny. I don't think I can top that.
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12/31/2003, 10:01 p.m.

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omg that is HILARIOUS!!!

LMAO!
 
01/01/2004, 6:13 p.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 12/31/2003 at 10:01 p.m.   Reply
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LOL! I'm still laughing. I think Soup just killed this thread, because that's going to be hard to top. I'm not even going to try. That's what I made this thread for. Most of the Seikai boards are too serious. We need some humor here.
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01/02/2004, 2:36 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 01/01/2004 at 6:13 p.m.   Reply
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ok sence all pick up lines are lame aneyhow hear is the lameist

"Hey i seem to have lost my Genes. Can i have yours?"
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01/02/2004, 5:32 p.m.

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Re: dusanyu's message on 01/02/2004 at 2:36 p.m.   Reply
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lol. Well of course they're lame, all pick-up lines are lame. That's why they're funny. It's a contest of who can come up with the dumbest possible line. Good times.
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01/02/2004, 10:35 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 01/02/2004 at 5:32 p.m.   Reply
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....................

I think people have rune the meaning of love!

BOTS 2 ending song
It is the same as life itself
one who is irrerpalceable to me
even so we pretend we dont notice
the tormented souls that we hide
shaking my hair
I hold back "I love you"
farewell my love
when I realize it
its time to go
its time to part ways
farewell my love
when I realize it
its time to go
its time to part ways
farewell my love
Go now as you are
its time to go my love
time will forgive us
and may we meet again.......
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01/02/2004, 10:45 p.m.

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Re: juggalo14's message on 01/02/2004 at 10:35 p.m.   Reply
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...........ok. That came out of nowhere.
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01/03/2004, 12:17 a.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 01/02/2004 at 10:45 p.m.   Reply
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OMG i LOVE you guys. I love all of the pick-up-lines.... my friend is gona confuse her BF with the one that said "hey i lost my genes, can i have yours" she LOVED that one.
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01/03/2004, 12:43 p.m.

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@_@ I believe jkranites said that if anyone used these for real he'd come and "beat them like a bad habit." Oh well, it'll be friggin' hilarious if she does. I'd be interested in his reaction to them.
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01/03/2004, 3:53 p.m.

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haha, all pickup lines are cheezy @_@

and ya, i think he did kill the thread cause no ones gonna make a funnier line :P
 
01/04/2004, 12:18 a.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 01/03/2004 at 3:53 p.m.   Reply
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See her over there I put my dropper into her test-tube last night


I probley spelled something wrong but ohh well
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01/04/2004, 1:15 a.m.

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Re: Carobu's message on 01/04/2004 at 12:18 a.m.   Reply
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Hey baby my tube could use a little filling.
Hey baby you look like modle 2305839 if you know what i mean.
Its just me you and my artifishial inseminator.

srry if i misspealed anything!
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01/04/2004, 5:38 p.m.

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this thread is just SAD......
 
01/04/2004, 6:52 p.m.

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Yes, it is. It's sad, idiotic, completely pointless, and it degrades the Abh name and culture.

Go us.
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01/04/2004, 9:49 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 01/04/2004 at 6:52 p.m.   Reply
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The day that Americans cant make fun of, degrade or destroy another culture for their own pleasure is the day American becomes communist!










lol but seriously i luv this thread as much as eating fried chicken and watching cnn.




O also
Want to come over to my place and try out my new artifishal uterus.
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01/05/2004, 4:51 p.m.

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LOL. Sounds about right to me. Amazingly, I have NO MORE IDEAS! Like I said before, Soup killed it. He took all my other ideas and then some. It's ok, it was funny as all heck.
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01/07/2004, 9:53 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 01/05/2004 at 4:51 p.m.   Reply
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SOUP KILLED I SAY WE KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!
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01/10/2004, 12:54 a.m.

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Re: Carobu's message on 01/07/2004 at 9:53 p.m.   Reply
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I hate this therd in the name of the abh shut this down!
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01/11/2004, 10:05 p.m.

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Re: juggalo14's message on 01/10/2004 at 12:54 a.m.   Reply
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Don't tell me you're pleading in the name of a television show/book? Get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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01/11/2004, 10:29 p.m.

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Re: meeks2004's message on 01/11/2004 at 10:05 p.m.   Reply
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you all are sad people, and Virgo, by any cnahce where does your frined live so i can make good on my word.....
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01/12/2004, 9:40 p.m.

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the topics here just seem to keep loosing intellegence.....

i remember this place long ago

ah! those were the good old days

wait, why do i stay here?

ah! thats a good qustions

*goes and ponders*
 
01/13/2004, 4:52 p.m.

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this is one of the funnyist thing i have read all my life.... i'll try my hand at this

here gose noing


hay baby if you show me your stats i'll show you mine

you must be tryed your gene have been runing throw my compter all day long

sorry for the spelling problems

lol
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01/22/2004, 4:45 p.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 12/21/2003 at 2:50 p.m.   Reply
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You seem to forget that in that same episode Lafiel also mentioned that Abh are also concieved inside the body (in case you don't know what that means it means, made thru sex)

-but i do Love your concept so,
"Alright, now don't make me clone myself, AGAIN"
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01/22/2004, 4:47 p.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 12/28/2003 at 9:13 p.m.   Reply
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That one sucked, ACID, put some feeling in it, as if you were talking to a real Abh
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01/22/2004, 4:48 p.m.

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Re: AnimeSoup's message on 12/30/2003 at 1:08 a.m.   Reply
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Soup, u kick UMK at this, Which Abh were u talking to
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01/22/2004, 4:50 p.m.

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Re: dusanyu's message on 01/02/2004 at 2:36 p.m.   Reply
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Do u know any seriously good pickup lines, b/c if u do you're the first
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01/22/2004, 4:51 p.m.

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I agree but will THEY (u know who) ever admit it, they both know it. but they should have another come in and steal Lafiel right out from under Jinto's nose and then come back to rub his face in it
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01/22/2004, 11:31 p.m.

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this is a thorn in my side!!!!
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01/23/2004, 8:14 p.m.

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well if i was a real abh id never say that

and i wouldnt make fun of the abh either

this thread is pitiful
 
01/25/2004, 3:41 p.m.

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Re: ACIDSTEALTH's message on 01/23/2004 at 8:14 p.m.   Reply
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yes please god end the pain alrady
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01/26/2004, 9:08 a.m.

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Re: juggalo14's message on 01/22/2004 at 11:31 p.m.   Reply
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U all suck, it was just the concept of my brothers fanfic
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01/26/2004, 4:06 p.m.

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This thread is pretty amusing. I say, keep it up just to make juggalo14's side hurt. I'm sure the "thorn" is just his side splitting from laughing so hard!


I'm not good at these, so it'll be in everyone's best interest if I do not contribute. I wouldn't want to leave anyone emotionally damaged.

Amended by meeks2004 on 1/26/2004 at 4:07 p.m.
Except for juggalo14.
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01/26/2004, 8:12 p.m.

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Re: meeks2004's message on 01/26/2004 at 4:06 p.m.   Reply
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no I would never laugh at something this sick. unlike u I have high respect for this show and for the charcters.
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01/26/2004, 9:20 p.m.

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Hey! I'm sure that all of us have just as much respect for the show as you do. BUT LIGHTEN UP! You can poke fun at stuff you admire as long as you realize its all a joke, which we all do.

Amended by bigniceguy16 on 1/26/2004 at 9:21 p.m.
Except you.
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01/27/2004, 9:05 a.m.

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Re: fatpianoboy's message on 12/21/2003 at 2:50 p.m.   Reply
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r your ears pointier than usual or are you just happy to see me
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01/27/2004, 9:06 a.m.

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I eat sleep and drink this show, if u think you are a bigger fan than me find my house and come into my room. and besides u suck quief

Amended by Animealtoghether on 1/27/2004 at 9:07 a.m.
take out the last word and replace with lollypop
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01/27/2004, 12:35 p.m.

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If you alergic to stupid thing don't read this post. Im serious you might

If there is any aliens out there they would inslave us if they read this thread eather that or die from lauphter. I hope the Abh dosn't existe or they would hunt all of us down wouldn't that be fun:)

Hey baby yets DO our part for the empire.

Sorry only one i could come up with :(
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01/27/2004, 6:34 p.m.

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i did not state that i was a bigger fan than you and i dont whant to know where u live.....ill just mail you some anthrax.

Amended by juggalo14 on 1/31/2004 at 4:50 p.m.
O great this is message of the day??? TechTv you have made a bad chosse
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